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Dear me

I am totally wiped out! I have just finished an exam that took SIX HOURS! I had hoped that it really wouldn't take six hours and didn't think it was going to until I reached the FIVE essay questions at the end, each of which had about five or six subquestions contained within. I will attempt to reenact my response.

Question 73: "Oh, here is another essay question" (reads) Yeah, I can do this. It might take a bit but I have 120 minutes left.

Question 74: "What, another one?" Well, I'm still pretty good on time so here goes.

Question 75: "No Way!" Well, there are only two questions to go and I still have 63 minutes left.

Question 76: "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!" I don't care, I have got to go to the bathroom!!!

Question 77: (The sound of my head banging on the desk.) I am very tempted to write "I am a fish" 400 times! OH MY, I have exactly 8 minutes and 32 seconds!!! (sound of fast and furious typing)

Now, see, I do believe my professor is quite malicious and that she derives great pleasure in her spite.